I JUST NOTICED IT!!!

Hello, I know I have not been writing for a while, but now I am back. But sitting here thinking about what to write about I just notice something very important about my past, my present, and my future. MY MOM IS THE FAMOUS DORMANT OCEAN BLOG POSTER. So why am I thinking of what to write when MY mother is a celebrity. It is amazing!!! So, if my mom is so famous why can't I. I meen if my mom is a celebrity then that makes me one too, right. So, I have decided to put my puny cool dude life away and look TO THE FUTURE. Well, I'm not giving my cool dude life away but I will LOOK TO THE FUTURE!!!! So, here is my eyesight in wisdom. I post about once a week (or month) and I post about something my mom posted about, and put more detail into what she had already posted. This weeks special issue is: Adana and Santa. My mom described that time as well quote "fun" end quote. Although, the only reason I think she liked Adana's "Christmas Experience" was because she didn't get a candy cane. To make my mom feel better, I ate my candy cane. Also, mom didn't get to sit on Santa's lap nor I, because I'm to cool for santa, even though I could tell she was just itching to sit on his lap, because I could tell she wanted a candy cane. Well, I have to end this post because the truth is I'M BORED and I could be doing way cooler things on a Sunday evening. Especially since my dad just got home from California.

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE:)

WOOOOOOWWW!!!

DANG!!! About 6 months since my last post. Dang...Gosh...Well to start out with I have all A's in Math and that is the only class where I have all A's. Um... my soccer team is like 2nd or 4th or in between there in rankings. I got a pet bird. Her name is Maradona, after the Argentinian soccer player, and she is a Green Cheek Conure found in Argentina, hence the name. OH YEAH!!! My mom had a baby. A girl 8 pounds 10 ounces and 19". She was born October 19, 6:34 A.M., 2010. She is perfect and couldn't be perfect in any other way. Well I have a game in Tacoma tomorrow at 9:00 A.M. and it is 10:38 and I have to leave by 6:15 A.M. so until next time.

~Micah

HOLY COW!!!!

O MY GOSH!!! I made the U12 boys select team!!!! That is so awesome!!! For those who don't know what it is it is select soccer where it is the big leagues. You go all over Washington to play other select teams and your team goes to huge tournaments where like every select team plays and it is just so awesome!!!! I can't beleive it!! I thought I wasn't going to make it because I was so shy the first day of tryouts but then on the second day I was just BOOM!!! Anyways they emailed this morning to say I no matter what made the team. How awesome is that!! So now I am through with Rec. league and I can play with the big boys!!! Well I just thought I would let you guys know because this is probably the biggest thing that has ever happened to me.
Well
~Micah

Sun Conure!

Hello peoples. I am getting a bird this year and I am fascinated in Sun Conures. If you haven't heard of them look them up. I doubt I am going to get one though. They are so friken expensive. My dad said for my birthday present he might get one for me but it is the smallest chance in the world. So I am studying right now lovebords, cockatiels, and budgies. If the picture of the Sun Conure comes out right I personally think that they are the most beautiful bird in the world. They are just fascinating. My dream job is to own the biggest pet shop in the world and breed all types of animals like cats, dogs, birds, reptiles, e.t.c. once again "Fail, I mustn't". The fascinating thing about these birds is there color mutations. First there head is a bright orangish-yellow and that goes down through there body and then their bottom wings start turning greenish and that continues down to their tail. coloration varies between individual birds though.

Now take a vote. Should I get a:
Budgie, Cockatiel, Lovebird, or Sun Conure

Look up these birds and decide which one you like the best then comment back and tell me which one you think I should get.

Christmas came, 2010, & I get dramatic with my destiny

HAPPY NEW YEARS! I know I am 3 days late but that's close enough. For new years my family one of my friends named Ben and one of Emma's friends named Kate went up to our Lakehouse in Port Angeles. It was so much fun. We went bowling, played in the hot tub, watched movies, played xbox, went sledding at Hurricane Ridge, and much more. (I would put photos on but I'm using my mom's new laptop and we haven't downloaded the pictures yet) Well anyways I had an awsome Christmas. I got snowboard lessons at Hurricane Ridge my family got a new flat screen t.v. and a Blue Ray player. Also I got a $50 to Amazon (I got 2 wii games and new earphones for the ipod touch I also got for Christmas on Amazon) a new Fifa 10 wii game and much more cool stuff. I also made some resolutions/goals for this year, but that's none of your business. But all of this cool stuff is here and yet I am still sad. You want to know why? Well, it's because FREAKEN SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND SCHOOL REALLY TICKS ME OFF! But life is life and if life tells me I have to go to school I will, and if life tells me to move to Russia and fall in a snow hole and get frostbite or hypothermia I won't. I get to choose my own destiny. In fact it brings me to this. A very wise old green dude once said (I think) "Fail you won't, suceed you must." can you guess who I think said that? (even though I am not really sure if he did or not.) Yes, it was Master Yoda and Master Yoda is always right. That line Master Yoda I think said affects my destiny. "Fail I won't, Suceed I must." Well that's it for today. Thank you so much for still reading my blog even though I don't post a lot and I just write/type stupid stuff. Bye (I am also sorry if my spelling was incorrect)

Hey everybody :)

Hey people who read my blog I am so sorry I haven't posted in a while. I have been doing sports; but that's just a retarded excuse. I have been on vacation all the way down in San Antonio, Texas. It was sunny and warm, but that is a lame excuse too. I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving. I know I did. Well it's about time for me to go to bed so I gotta go so see ya and have a holly jolly Christmas holiday even though it isn't even December. Goodnight.

Hawaii!!!

What's up, this is SEXY TAN MICAH reporting from Bainbridge Island,WA. I was currantly in Hawaii otherwise known as paradise. I went to Oahu. There were giant waves, beaches warmer than a swimming pool, surfers, boogie-boarders, and bikini ladies. My grandparents were in Hawaii to. One of the most exciting things we did there was going to the Polynesian Cultural Center. There a Samoan climbed a coconut tree and got a coconut. It was so cool. We also went to Pearl Harbor and went to a memorial. We looked into the water saw the rusted ship and saw oil still leaking from it. The guy the works there said that it will be leaking for at least another 70 years. That is cool. Well this is SEXY TAN MICAH giving in his report about Hawaii.'

Holy Crap!

Holy Crap! My birthday is in 4 days, Aug 27. I am so excited. I don't know what I am going to do though. My birthday is so busy. First I wake up and invite a couple of friends over. Then from 1-2 my mom has to go to my sister's school to meet the teacher and that stuff. Then from 2-3 we have to be at Jared's school to see his classes and getting all of that stuff. Then from 5-6:30 Jared has soccer practice. Then from 5-6 I have to be at Sakai my school to do stuff. Then we have scouts at 7:00 where I will become a Boy Scout and get all of my awards from Cub Scouting. Holy Crap! What a busy day where is my free time for my birthday our whole day is booked.

Hurray!!!!!

Hurray! My hockey team won the championship hockey woo-hoo! The thing is it happened July 25. I know I haven't posted in quite a while. Well we just got back from a camping that was rainy and mucky. It was on First Beach right on the Pacific Ocean. It was raining or misting the whole time. Then the day we leave it's sunny and nice and the waves are humungous. The waves were humungous while we were camping also, but it was ice cold. We still went in though. (My toes got numb.) Anyways were back to electricity and showers. Also my birthday is on August 27 not far away. I will turn 11. I know I'm already getting wrinkles and gray hair :) . ( just kidding ) Well that's it for now thank you for reading animalmanslair.blogspot.com See you soon bye.

My sister reacting to chocolate!!!

Everybody knows that caffeine makes people wild. Also everybody knows that chocolate has a incy-tincy-wincy bit of caffeine in it. Well still just a bit of chocolate can make people get wild. This is what happens when my sister gets a hold of chocolate.

That is my sister reacting herself. This is my sister when I tell her to react. There is a big difference. It starts to get out of hand. Also in the first and second video on her right you can see on her right cheek you can see a line of chocolate.

School is almost out!!!!!!! :)

Hooray! School is almost out! No school. Well I will still have chores and maybe one or two academic things but otherwise I am FREE, F.R.E.E. Which stand for Federal Regulations Exclusive Excitement. Made it up myself. Remember I used Federal Regulations. Whatever those are. Well anyways it is also sad because once school ends that leaves 3 more weeks with my best friend. At least we are going to have a sleep-over. It's going to be so much fun, except for the leaving part. That's no fun at all. Well guess what. I won my Roller Hockey game. 5 to 4. The last shift was so so tense my team, the other team, and that whole crowd was cheering. I scored 3 points. every kid in the league is only aloud to score 3 points. I know it's not that fair. Well I guess it is otherwise it would have been 104 to 4.

Well that's it for now and DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOU TEETH! YOUR MAMA SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roller Hockey game and all in all a bizarre weekend

Oh my gosh my weekend has been awesome, scary, and bizarre. Starting off on Friday guess what I did, I cut my hair. That is bizarre. I said that I would cut my hair when I go on a mission, but alas, my love for Roller Hockey is greater than my love for long hair. So on Friday I cut my hair babysat two wild wild turkeys (Adana and Isaac ) well Isaac was pretty good but Adana was a tornado from hell. I know bad word but that's the best way I can describe her without using exclamation points and more hurtful words (no offense to anyone). Well once my baba (dad) got home I went on a father son camp out with my brother. I had a lot of fun except for the part that an at least 130 lb by much more than that probably, jumped on my head and snapped one of our tent poles. Did I mention that they tipped us upside down with the door on the bottom and Mike Hepworth on top of it and he couldn't move. Over 100 lbs was forcing us to stay inside by Mike Hepworth, not on purpose. I have to admit that I thing Noah Clark another boy in our tent almost got smashed. He was trampled by the tent I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually feel sorry for him well I did feel sorry for him. So I only got six hours of sleep and I went to sleep with my dad in his friends tent and I had a Roller Hockey game and I had to be there at 10:00 in the morning. I was so tired. But like always I had my awesome skills on and we beat the ducks 4 to 2. In my league the kids are only able to score three points a hat trick. I got a hat trick. Amazing, my mom said if I get a hat trick every game for the whole season she will pay for me to take a friend to the movies and it will just be me and her I mean... him at the theaters and she will pay for the whole thing hee hee hee. Well my weekend was bizarre.

Eagle cam

Happy Easter!!!!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY! IT'S TIME TO SING A SONG. WE CLAP OUR HANDS THREE TIMES THEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG!!!

Happy Easter to everybody that reads my blog.

When is it?!!!!! And um... Roller Hockey :)

OH MY GOSH!!! I am going mad. I know when the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs start. They start April/15/2009, on wednesday. That's what the T.V said when I was watching NHL. I read on the internet that the Stanley Cup is near the end of June but other sites say different things. The internet is stupid. I know, I know, I can already hear Adana my sister saying "Micah! Stupid is a bad/mean word!" Adana won't get over it. Well anyways if any of you people reading my blog knows when it is, it would be so nice if you could tell me.

I can not wait. Roller Hockey evaluations which means try-outs are on Sat. the 18. I can not wait. ( for those reading this that are doing hockey the try-outs are from 9-11:30 am, but I am in D1 so I think that that messes things up. ) Well anyways my dad just got home from Turkey and I got a Fenerbahce ( Fenerbache ) my favorite soccer team jersey, a Fenerbahce mug, a Fenerbahce hat, and a Fenerbahce bendy, rubber, bracelet. Well that's it for now and just remember...



don't forget to brush your teeth, YOUR MAMA SAID SO!

Were Home!

Hooray! Hooray! We are home at last. I have missed my kitty cat so so much. Just today I let her outside and she is hooked to the outdoors. It's like she was born to be outside. Actually I think she was.

Anyways, yesterday was the worst car drive ever. The avalanche control blasted the cement side thingy for the highway so that people don't swerve off-road . The avalanche knocked that into the highway and there was over 20 miles of backup on I-90. Then a few miles away from that place there was another avalanche. We were waiting for about 3 1/2 hours. It was so so boring. Anyways, at least we got home safely. Phantom was so cuddly. She missed me so so much. Phantom is my kitty cat.

I can't wait for my dad to get home. I have missed him so so much. I have missed a lot of things so so much. I also miss my family from California and Utah so so much. Well this post isn't about things I miss, I think. Well um do you want to hear poetry? Here you go: p.s this might be inapropriate to kids 7 and under, enjoy.

Here I sit all broken hearted,
I tried to crap,
but only farted.


In days of old
when knights were bold,
and toilets weren't invented,
They left there load
beside the road
and went away contented.


Jeen Jeen made a machine,
Joe Joe made it go,
Art Art let a fart,
and blew it all apart.



Now I am a Poet,
And you don't know it.

Race to Witch Mountain

Hello I am Micah Russell. Last night my family and I went to see the Movie "Race to Witch Mountain". It is a good movie. It is action packed and fun. My mom said she liked the original better. I liked this one the best, by far. It is so cool. It is my favorite movie. Well that's it for now see ya. I'll post either tommorow the day after that or in Utah. Bye.

Happy St. Patricks Day

Happy St. Patricks Day everybody. I hope you are wearing green or else you are going to be in throbbing pain today. I am wearing my Alaska Aces jersey for hockey. luckily it has green. Well I am so excited about going to Utah. We are leaving on the twenty fifth, and getting there late on the twenty sixth. My dad is leaving to go to Turkey at one a.m. in the morning. Well back to Patrick. I wonder if it is good luck to have a clover with you on St. Patricks Day. That's it you have to comment me back on if you think it is good luck, good luck.

Bye.

I AM EXCITED AND LIKE EXCITED!

Yo Yo my name is Joe. Icky-Wicky-Wacky-Woo-Woo. I am so excited. My grandparents and cousins are coming to visit and we are going to visit my grandparents in Utah for my sister Emma's birthday. I am so excited. My dad is going to miss the birthday though. He's going to be in Turkey. That's exciting for him. Also we are going to Portland, Oregon with some friends in our ward for Valentines day. Just for fun. I am so excited. Two months of traveling and family members. I am bouncing in my seat. (seriously) I can not wait. Oh My Gosh! Oh My Gosh! Whooh well I got that out see ya later.

Micah Russell ( owner of animal mans lair also soon to be NHL star after college. )

R.I.P. Nickudemus the Rat

Hello, now before I start adding sniffs to this post I would just like to say that I had a rat named Nickudemus (not the rat in the picture) is an albino and was the most sweetest thing ever. One day I sold to some friends we know and whenever they go on vacation we babysit the rats. But this time Nickudemus the oldest rat we took him to the vet today and about half an hour after we were there the vet had called the owners who called us saying they had to put Nickudemus to sleep. We took him the the vet because he couldn't breathe he wasn't breathing well. So ...Sniff sniff... I had to let go of that story and go to a new one. It is really difficult forme because last year on the fourth of July my cat Ocean ran away. Ocean was my world and I will never be able to stop thinking about her and now Nickudemus died at age 2 in our years. In our years rats don't live that long but in their years man... Sniff..... man ...man is that fast........... Sorry. Well um that's all and happy Groundhogs day. Well, I guess it's not that happy.